"By rewarding the person that uses the overhead bridge by moving forwards three spaces, slowly it begins to sink in, " she says.

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His explanation of relativistic time dilation, which causes fast-moving clocks to appear to be running slowly when viewed by a stationary observer, is exemplary.

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Indeed, big, slow-moving ships owned by a collective of wealthy white Americans tend to turn, well, slowly.

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Even allowing for the time delays and the slower circulation of money in a more slowly moving economy, it seems as though monetary shenanigans which started in 2007 should have been felt by the summer of 2012.

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