If apes see a man pressing a button with his head because his hands are occupied holding a blanket, they will press the button with their hands.

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If by the end of it you feel your comedy button has not been pushed, head to Doug Fishbone's Joke Machine.

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Should he return, Schumacher would go head-to-head with fellow world champions Jenson Button, Lewis Hamilton and Fernando Alonso.

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In case my introduction leaves you scratching your head and thinking about hitting the delete button, allow me a few more seconds to try a more traditional approach.

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The technology is designed to prevent inadvertent button presses when a phone is held up to a person's head.

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Almost every other televised event, people head for the fridge, the bathroom, or punch the fast forward button on the DVR.

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Every button on the jacket of her pink tweed suit is done up, every hair on her head is combed precisely into place, framing the tidy features of her bespectacled face.

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Hit the play button on commentary from bullish Wall Street portfolio managers and their major explanation for why stocks will head higher is that the U.S. economy is obviously recovering.

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Feel the warmth and security as you curl its plush arm around your body and rest your head on the half-chested slab of memory foam that oddly happens to be wearing a full button-down shirt to bed.

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