Pork butt doesn't take kindly to blasts of high heat, so don't think you can cheat by turning up the heat and reducing the cooking time.
"Here were women who are going to encourage me to get off my butt but weren't going to judge me if I didn't look like a swimsuit model in six months, " she said.
"I could never pick sides, but I heard Kanye kicked some serious butt. 50 shouldn't retire, " she added.
Even when they're on the field, players aren't safe from the butt dialer.
"It isn't like plopping your butt in the Barcalounger and pressing a few buttons, " says Lynne Elander , a vice president at Cox Communications (nyse: COX - news - people).
They add to revenue per square foot, but they also obstruct the aisles, triggering the dreaded "butt-brush" phenomenon: Female shoppers don't like to be touched by passersby.
"It was fun at the level that you don't even realize you're sweating your butt off, " says Mr. Cederholm, who now plays three to four hours a week with a friend or practices shots by himself on the court.
"I wasn't very happy with the way I got out, " commented Butt.
"You don't deserve to get the good day unless you get up off your butt and go out and look, " he says.
It wasn't too long ago that the first jogger's girth made him the butt of late-night TV jokes, like when comedian Arsenio Hall marked the anniversary of the Big Mac.
"I can honestly say I didn't see it but Joe Simpson's nose looks like there was a head-butt, " he said.
"I don't know if I have something to prove, but it definitely puts a huge fire under my butt to just be better, " Te'o said.
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