Zwelish accepted these congratulations, too, but distantly.

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But I want to say a special word of congratulations to the mayor.

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And so there is a heartfelt congratulations not just from those of us here in the White House, but I think all across America.

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Anyway, our congratulations go out to Virgin on that shiny new trophy for the mantel, but honestly, we'd gladly trade it for a Lobster any day of the week.

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Congratulations if you own the SPDR Gold Trust (GLD) or Market Vectors Gold Miners (GDX) but the ride may be about to end.

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