Unless, that is, everyone around you knows that to offer you a drink would be not just a bad idea but a hugely selfish and dangerous one.
If someone described to you an ancient civilization in which, every four years, at great expense, citizens convened to watch a carefully selected group perform a series of meticulously preset routines, and in which the watching was thought of not as a duty but as a hugely anticipated and unambiguously pleasurable experience, you would guess that, socially, this ritual was doing a lot of work.
The "vulnerable" youngster was described as highly strung and wilful with a troubled childhood, but was a "hugely gifted musician" who craved love and attention.
But before I do this, I just want to acknowledge a few of the folks who are here, as well as a few who are not here but who played a hugely important role in getting this legislation passed.
Hull are still without a win in nine league games, but this was a hugely encouraging point for Phil Brown's side and their performance was more reminiscent of their early season form when they won away at Tottenham and Arsenal.
The preferred mode in Europe is to build not a few hugely expensive incineration behemoths but a larger number of smaller, community-based utilities that burn trash to provide electricity and heat through underground conduits.
The 4-0 margin flattered the Republic but it was nonetheless a hugely positive evening for Steve Staunton and his squad ahead of next month's Euro 2008 qualifiers against the Czech Republic and Slovakia.
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India is a more mixed picture as mercantile families from a previous, more protectionist, era are hugely wealthy, but there are a sprinkling of new fortunes and young faces.
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In reality, Hyundai had to make good on the pledge very few times, but it succeeded hugely as a marketing gambit.
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That record was eventually broken by Call of Duty: Black Ops, but Grand Theft Auto remains a hugely powerful franchise in the industry, with 22 million copies of the fourth game sold to date.
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Shadow Scotland minister William Bain agreed, saying it was a "hugely significant bill" but SNP spokesman Stewart Hosie derided it as a "modest little measure".
Romney must tread carefully: a criticism of the politics of the historic resonates hugely with voters, but only at a superficial level.
McCourt is a hugely talented footballer but criticisms of his work-rate have led to him being described as a "luxury player" by some commentators.
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Hugely experienced but lacking a popular touch, Mr Serra commands a consistent 40% or so in pre-election polls, 20 points ahead of Ms Rousseff.
Camel racing has always been a Bedouin pastime, but over the last 30 years or so it has become a hugely popular event.
Honestly Move support here feels a little less necessary than with other titles, but the game is still hugely cute and fun... and a little weird.
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Duke Nukem Forever was a hugely anticipated title, but sales have been cut by an extremely vast array of negative reviews.
William Webb, executive councillor for Highways and Transport, said the money was "hugely welcome" but represented a fraction of the full repair backlog.
What enabled us to take on projects that might not have been hugely profitable but gave us a critical clients and credibility was our holding onto cash.
Police authorities have suggested making officers serve for 35 years instead of the current 30 years before being entitled to a pension, but this would be hugely unpopular.
It was supposed to be a hugely popular idea, but within a couple of months, it just flipped: going from an 80 percent approval rating to an 80 percent disapproval rating.
After an uneventful opening, Chelsea launched an innocuous-looking attack with Deco heading on a ball that hugely favoured the home keeper, but when James's kick met air instead of ball due to a large bobble off the turf, Drogba was able to run on and slot into the unguarded net.
But anyone hoping for a truly radical revamp of the country's high-quality but hugely expensive and inefficient public health service will be glum.
But well done to them, they are indeed a hugely valuable company.
Narrative brand strategies across multiple channels can be hugely successful, but Pepsi is having a hard time finding the new Pepsi generation because it needs to find itself first.
Neate has since become one of the leading contemporary artists in the world, but for all the hype and success, he remains a hugely likeable character.
Money may not be his primary motivation, but Ketsbaia is hugely ambitious and he talks openly about a return to Tyneside one day to manage a club he cares deeply for.
The Dolmen Grove does not belong to the Network, but Mr Jameson says the decision is hugely significant, a sign of official acceptance that religion need not be all about rules and a prescribed form of spirituality.
Singing contests, a relatively inexpensive but popular form of programming, can be hugely profitable for networks.
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