Let's focus on the actual machine first: here we have a Core i5-2410M (2.3GHz to 2.9GHz) rig packing a 14-inch 1, 366 x 768 LCD, Intel HD Graphics 3000, 4GB of DDR3 RAM, 500GB 7200rpm hard drive, and a DVD burner that can be swapped with a secondary battery.

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But the Fed is willing to put inflation-fighting on the back burner if it can lower the unemployment rate, which is unacceptably high at 9.1%.

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Any junior-high school kid can do that with a Bunsen burner.

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Instead of a butane burner or brazier filled with charcoal, you can use a more convenient (and much easier to find) electric frying pan or wok.

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Stacker 2, the reputed herbal "fat burner" sold by privately held NVE Pharmaceuticals , can tell its story however it wants, big pharmaceutical companies face restrictions.

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But the worry has been moving to the back burner on the thought that the EU and ECB have finally put measures in place that can at least kick the crisis further down the road again.

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