There are those that say that the best minds our country have to offer have no place swabbing urinals and bleaching vomit, that they burn themselves and slip on the floor, that they try and use the wrong end of the plunger and cry all the time.

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On the floor were irregularly shaped burn patterns that perfectly resembled pour patterns and puddle configurations.

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The 400PT is a heavy monster that won't slide around the floor and it has cutting-edge electronics that measure heart rate, calorie burn and power output by the watt.

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The directive limits the number of hours they can operate before shutting down, and many coal plants are choosing to burn through their remaining permitted hours by April when the UK government introduces a carbon floor price.

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