You can now even order the Cayman with the mighty, life-changing Burmester premium sound system.

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Oh yeah, and the company has thrown in dynamic range control -- think Dolby Volume, but you know, more Burmester-like.

ENGADGET: Burmester's 087 surround processor gives ultra-rich a "more affordable" option

"I feel sorry about how some people interpret our giant pink playground, " Mr. Rahofer said in response to Ms. Burmester's column.

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Purveyors of Germanic audio gear bright and shiny, Burmester has announced some new bits of are-you-kidding-me expensive gear for those with money to burn.

ENGADGET: Burmester's 087 surround processor gives ultra-rich a "more affordable" option