Probably not, but a group of computer scientists and music scholars have built a machine that can do just that.
You paid cash up front, they built your machine and then they shipped it to you in a highly efficient manner.
Music scholar and composer David Cope has built a machine which creates music of such profound artistic quality that it can even fool the experts.
We got to see one in person ahead of today's unveiling and we have to say it feels like a very solidly and neatly built pocket machine.
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Some of these customers are to be found just up the road, part of the dense engineering conglomeration of this most industrious of towns, but others, such as Boeing Aerospace, for which Pietro Carnaghi has built a machine to shape the top of Delta-4 rockets, are in America.
Let us define micro machine as a small machine built using integrated circuit technology.
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After hearing of an adding machine built by Blaise Pascal, Leibniz set out to best him.
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Project Runningblade aims to use a machine built primarily of lawnmower parts to beat the 80.792mph set in 2006.
To those travelers, Disney is merely a commercial machine built to sell tickets, overpriced toys and a stereotype of girls as princesses.
For the Majorana experiment, physicists have made their own purified form of copper underground some of the purest on the planet and built an underground machine shop to make parts with the copper.
This latest scandal may spell the end for the political machine built by Paulo Maluf, a conservative populist who was variously the city's mayor and Sao Paulo's state governor during Brazil's military government of 1964-85.
And, whatever your opinion of the individual cogs, Strachan has built a playing machine that has proven capable of shifting up the necessary gears whenever there appeared to be challenge from any of their SPL rivals.
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Chief among them is that Mr Son seems to have built an investment machine that is sucking in ever-increasing amounts of cash but, despite the fabulous paper wealth that the firm is generating, spewing out only dribbles of money at the other end.
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The modified Piaggio Vespa has a built-in coffee machine like those in any coffee shop.
However, this machine is built for gaming performance and that's where most of the improvements were targeted.
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What do we have in our bodies that a machine, built in exactly the same way as the human body, wouldn't have?
Attending was John Mauchly who, before Prof Randell took to the stage, thought that the machine he built, Eniac, was one of the first electronic computers.
"My guess is that the window for DNA computing will close fairly soon, " says Bernard Yurke , a researcher at Lucent's (nyse: LU - news - people) Bell Labs, who built a DNA adding machine.
The PS2 is credited with being the best-selling game console of all time and its wide use is also thought to have aided the popularity of DVDs as a drive for the disks was built in to the machine.
The immensely complicated astronomical clock built by Richard of Wallingford, abbot of St Albans, was so complex it took eight years to run through its full cycle of calculations and was the most intricate machine ever built up to that point.
Compaq's new machine will far outstrip the largest commercial supercomputer ever built, a 7.5 teraflop machine IBM announced it was building for privately-held NuTech Sciences almost exactly a month ago.
The machine has wi-fi built-in and can deliver news reports, weather, recipes and act as a karaoke machine in the evening.
Built in Germany, the machine is like something from a Ridley Scott sci-fi movie.
Votes are stored in duplicate, in a removable card locked inside the voting machine and in built-in semiconductor memory.
Hardware for a digital answering machine is also built in, although that functionality won't be available until later this summer via a software upgrade, available over the Internet.
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