The same woman who at age 34 traded in her wood-paneled station wagon for a Z28 Camaro, with T-tops and four bucket seats despite having a family of five to drive around.

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The first meeting between the two schools was an instant classic, a one-possession game in the final 30 seconds even though South Carolina didn't score again after Ashley Bruner's bucket with 2:52 left tied it at 69.

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But I don't have a specific prescription on any matter related to that bucket of issues, if you will.

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But before you start dreaming of that mansion in Barbados, allow us to pour an icy bucket of mathematical reality over your head: You almost certainly aren't going to win.

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