Last year, celebrity judges came on board, including head writer for the Oscars, Bruce Vilanch, who is returning for this year's Toscars.

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In the meantime, Bruce Vilanch, who has written for nearly 20 Oscar ceremonies since 1989, is busy making his own alternate plans for the evening.

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With the Oscars just days away, Melissa Block chats with Academy Awards writer Bruce Vilanch, who has been on the Oscars writing staff for almost 20 years.

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