Not this bad boy: It really does slip into a wallet.

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My youngest boy, Charlie, is fascinated by the ocean but really, not a fan.

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This sense of existential angst takes literal form when Sam is made an errand boy, and later called one quite directly to his face, told in fact that all he really ever was in the past was an errand boy, not a man of consequence (so to speak).

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