For private hire and sleeping twelve, head out cayman tracking by motorized canoe, swim with pink river dolphins - the boto rosa -- or try a spot of piranha fishing before taking to the skies in a Cessna Amphibian to experience the jungle like a toucan.

FORBES: First Class Amazon River Cruise

Augie Boto, Frank Page, the SBC Executive Committee and our favorite SBC lobbyist, Richard Land, ought to be proactive on this matter and find a way to support legislation that will preserve the Housing Allowance in a reasonable fashion while excluding the ridiculous abuses, legal though they may be, by people like Phil Driscoll and Kenneth Copeland.

FORBES: Southern Baptists Against Clergy Tax Abuse