You carried it for protection, getting there, and again at dinner, for spearing a chunk of meat from a passing platter after which you ripped it off your knife and, possibly bleeding from this awkward exercise, popped it into your mouth.

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Mr Newell died from heavy internal bleeding after being stabbed three times with a kitchen knife.

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