After butchering the carcass (his biological description of the process is not for the squeamish) the author is faced with carrying it bitbybit down the mountainside before transporting it four miles by raft to civilisation.
Fearful that one network of low-orbit birds is as bad as another, investors had lopped 30% off Globalstar's stock value by early August before shares rebounded a bit.
Taylor Swift wore a prim gold metallic floral cocktail dress by Jenny Packham to the pre-telecast awards before changing into something a bit more revealing for the red carpet.
The Belgian was joined in the next round by compatriot and wildcard Justine Henin, although the former world number one was made to battle a bit harder before edging past Dominika Cibulkova 6-4 6-4.