McIlroy made the cut at Redstone, but three bogeys in his last six holes saw him fade to a tie for 48th after Saturday's third round -- which left him nine shots behind leaders Bill Haas and Stewart Cink.

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Even Bill Gates and Martha Stewart have fairly prominent seconds-in-command.

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An eclectic coalition of MPs have signed this including arch-critics of the bill Tim Loughton and Stewart Jackson, the SDLP's Mark Durkan, Green MP Caroline Lucas and Lib Dem Greg Mulholland.

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Shadow Scotland minister William Bain agreed, saying it was a "hugely significant bill" but SNP spokesman Stewart Hosie derided it as a "modest little measure".

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We desperately need topical humorists with sharp eyes and sharp wits: Jon Stewart at his mordant best fills the bill.

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Bill Maher, Al Franken, Stephanie Miller, David Bender, Janeane Garofalo, Jon Stewart and Rachel Maddow all have the chops.

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