In other cases, the law firm alleged Mr Bhamra used the wrong hip prosthesis on a 23-year-old woman, inserting it incorrectly, and left a 51-year-old woman with a "significant" discrepancy between the length of her legs.

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However, if Redmond plays dumb or comes up empty handed, a figurative tail will find its way between the company's legs and a handful of dirty looks and I-told-you-so's are likely to ensue.

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Her father was shot in both legs, stranded in no-man's-land between the German and Allied lines.

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Presto -- the heavy socks defy gravity by clinging to her legs midway between ankle and knee.

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