Being a less-serious soccer fan myself, I offer a comprehensive, exhaustively researched review of the team names in the 2006 Cup, from Albicelestes (Argentina) to Zbirna (Ukraine).
Her mother is one of two other lessserious E.coli cases being investigated by Wales' public health chiefs and the local authority's environmental health officers.
Sam Allardyce and Sven-Goran Eriksson are further possibilities, while stand-in manager Ray Wilkins is probably less likely to be a serious candidate with the high-profile names already being circulated.