Maybe those researchers or the reporters at such websites at The Atlantic and Time who wrote about the study were in on it too, or perhaps they were being manipulated by the evil geniuses behind the plot to steal our retirement savings accounts.

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As the author of "Your Evil Twin: Behind the Identity Theft Epidemic, " Sullivan shreds check statements and never answers e-mail solicitations.

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Mr. BOB SULLIVAN (Author, "Your Evil Twin: Behind the Identity Theft Epidemic"): I know of no identity theft protection service that I would recommend to people that they pay for.

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The heroism and selflessness of so many of the fire fighters and rescue workers involved helped to counteract the evil that was in evidence behind this attack.

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That tinkling sound you hear behind you is bits of evil gargoyle overlord Nigel Lythgoe's granite teeth crumbling to the floor from over-clenching.

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