Because beer-drinking contests aren't allowed in some states, there are activities like chicken-dance contests for kids during the early evening and electric-slide dances later on at night.

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The beer isn't overwhelming, but you can definitely taste it, like the beer in a beer-battered fish.

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"But come on - you can't eat chilli without beer!"

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Schwartz is lucky most drinkers don't know--or care--that all beer has some nutritional value.

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Sixty men, mostly between 25 and 50, wearing cargo shorts and T-shirts, huddled around the machines cradling bottles of beer.

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