I, however, have never seen nor heard of any such polls because I strongly suspect that they do not exist.

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In the interest of full disclosure, I did not pay for the bottle I am about to lovingly describe, but then again, it is not yet for sale, and if I waited it would be too late to tell you about it because it would no longer exist.

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And I think that's been the downfall of supermodels in general because the term supermodel doesn't exist anymore.

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