Speaking of Chastain, the red-haired beauty owned the rest of the Top 5.

CNN: STORY HIGHLIGHTS

Already a queen of branding, Polizzi has more deals for her own fashion and beauty lines than the rest of the cast: indoor and sunless tanning, slippers, sunglasses, perfume, jewelry and a maternity line on the way.

CNN: What's next for the cast of 'Jersey Shore'?

With Cheryl Tiegs as a disconsolate, wordless beauty sitting at a roadside rest stop.

NEWYORKER: The Brown Bunny

They think her body was dumped in a grave somewhere near the Rest and Be Thankful beauty spot in Argyll.

BBC: David Gilroy fails in Supreme court appeal bid