Beaky would be buying at a 4% cap rate--a modest cool-off in the apartment market could fray Beakey's finances.

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He reminded Hadley of a chattering bird, a large endearingly gawky bird like an ostrich, long-legged, long-necked, with a beaky face, quick-darting inquisitive eyes.

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