It would be overly presumptuous to connect the glacial growth of interest in Virginia wine (328, 000 cases sold nationwide in 2005, and 362, 000 last year) to the Salahis' motivation to undertake an idiotic stunt.

FORBES: Brace for Tareq and Michaele ubiquity.

"In a world in which physicists have only recently discovered that we cannot account for most of the matter and energy in the universe, " the study says, it would be "presumptuous" to cling to the idea.

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Anyway, as long as the Davos Divas and the Frequent Flier Anarchists are having their say, I might as well be presumptuous enough to suggest, without any axe to grind, some real-life future Net scenarios for the rest of us.

FORBES: A Net Uncertain