They need a UI ninja that will be able to direct the whole look and feel of the UI so that everything acts consistently in just one way no matter the mode or app that the handset is in at that moment in time.

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The handset will be supported by a multimillion pound advertising campaign, featuring the Orange ninja creative which will commence in June.

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The entire CES is run on a basic principle: that any ninja innovator with an idea should be able to present it inexpensively to potential investors, buyers, partners, and media.

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I'll bet if I asked to be promoted to Senior Media Planner Ninja-Czar, I'd get it with a pay freeze until 2020.

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Spending your days showing people how to improve their Fruit Ninja technique is bound to be more fun than convincing them to pony up for a smart TV.

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Menzel said he immediately queried "ninja" on the Google search engine and found not only scores of short, written descriptions of what a ninja is and does, but also a book on the subject that could be read online and a video of guys acting like ninjas.

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