I'm by myself in a bathroom in Denver, and I guess that's how the comedy trip ended, not funny ha-ha but funny peculiar.

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She has a gallon of water on her desk at work. ("I'm constantly going to the bathroom, " she says.) She's given up French fries and French bread, possibly her two biggest diet downfalls, although she gives herself permission to splurge during one meal a week.

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Yes, I'd say the bathroom is 15 feet from the porch, and I'm on the porch, so figure 15 feet away.

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M. zeroes in on even more shortcomings: His report mentions that bathroom windows compromise privacy, bistro servers left us to refill our own water glasses, the veal tongue on his lunch plate was unseasoned and very chewy, and the cheese trolley lacked a cover.

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