Mr Davidson told the judge that the other soldiers on the course "did not want to pair up" with the "barrel-chested and muscular" man he had to carry because he was the "widest" member of the group and "the heaviest student on the course", weighing in at 220lb.
Hopefully you had your Campbell's Chunky Fully Loaded Beef Stew this morning, because it takes a Man to look down the barrel of the G-Mate Mag Gun and live.