Or at least a little pin that extends so I can pop the balloon of other heads that get too close and crowd me (because my robot head needs his space, too).

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Koons is best known for his larger-than-life sculptures of balloon animals and other objects that he transforms into pop art.

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But stories like that don't just pop in front of you like a rogue balloon.

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