If you lose money, you are doing something bad to the Earth's thermodynamics.

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Dragon's return to Earth was delayed one day by bad weather in the splashdown zone.

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In any case, it looks as if something bad is happening on what one assumes to be Earth.

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Ozone is good when it's high up in the atmosphere, says the study's author Mark Jacobson, but it's very bad when it accumulates near the surface of the earth.

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How on earth can they fund a recovery when their banks are in such bad shape?

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For the thing is, rare earth metals, actual physical stocks of them, are an incredibly bad thing for retail investors to be trying to invest in.

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