Women will never make parity because of the baby thing.

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The theory is that shaking the baby is the only thing that could possibly have caused this.

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"Women want to do the right thing for their baby, and if the issues are explained to them, they will, " says Kathleen Rice Simpson, a nurse-researcher who conducted the study.

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That baby can't do a thing without her.

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Only a baby would even talk about such a thing.

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But criticizing baby boomers is not necessarily a politically wise thing to do, especially when it comes to their voting behavior.

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The whole thing ends with a pool full of baby albino crocodiles.

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"Maybe in her culture that was the normal thing to do, to come and feed the baby and help me and be the nanny, " she says.

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He was the baby, and they called him that because 'Baa' was the first thing he ever said.

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Actually, the arguably most feminine thing about the Milagrow tablets is that they come in pink and baby blue.

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Time is one thing no new parent has, so look for financial shortcuts before the baby arrives.

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The sight of a baby - no, a person - emerging from my wife is the most incredible thing I have ever seen, and I feel privileged to have seen it.

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