Perfect time to exploit that slightly deranged dog sock puppet--who reflects every pet's fear of abandonment by wailing "Oohhhhhhh, baby, please don't go!"

FORBES: Sock, We're Gonna Make You a Star

Mind you, there are 75 million-plus other baby boomers who should also take a share of the blame, so please go easy on me personally.

FORBES: Sorry I'm a Baby Boomer