"I took this up with the Football League to ask them and they confirmed to me that because no individual investor owned more than 10% of the club they didn't know who any investors in the club were, " the Folkestone and Hythe MP said.

BBC: MP Damian Collins' concern over Coventry City ownership

Don't ask me how but by some miracle I jabbed down on the delivery and the ball plopped (sadly it was no more than plop) at my feet.

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