Mainframes are about as opposite from cute as you can get.

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If you must, use a cute, atmospheric photo of the two of you as your cover photo and pick a profile shot that shows your mug alone.

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All that being said, negative marks on your record may often strike you as little more than cute, sleeping puppies.

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