For The Boy, as I'm calling him for the purpose of this article, to save his blushes, it's just a big mortuary filled with dead animals, apart from one very much alive, animatronic Tyrannosaurus Rex, that nobody sees fit to warn you about.

BBC: How do you fill the holiday void with an autistic son?

In the first draft of this article I mentioned the names of the two companies involved but really, that serves no purpose.

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