Mr. ANTONIO AREOLA (Mexican citizen): (Through translator) I think he's a very volatile person.

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GARCIA-NAVARRO: Across town in a tree-lined square, 57-year-old Antonio Areola(ph) is getting his shoes shined.

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He then sends his patients to a tattoo artist who will fill in the darker color to create the areola.

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But here's the thing, dude, your friends (the real ones, not the one that just played "Areola" for 73 points) are on to you.

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Between the two of them, the list of the people they successfully fought includes Lennox Lewis, Danny Williams, Corrie Sanders, Chris Areola, Sultan Ibragimov, Calvin Brock, Lamon Brewster, and Samuel Peter.

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