Mr. STEPHEN MERRITT (Gothic Archies): (Singing) The Count has an eye (unintelligible) and lives in a horrible place.

NPR: Lemony Snicket's 'Tragic Treasury'

It's the first track from the Gothic Archies' new record, A Tragic Treasury.

NPR: Lemony Snicket's 'Tragic Treasury'

Here Merritt salutes the Gothic Archies army while urging prospective fans to increase their hipness by buying one of band's t-shirts.

NPR: Lemony Snicket's 'Tragic Treasury'

Christian Hoard has this review of the latest from the Gothic Archies.

NPR: Lemony Snicket's 'Tragic Treasury'

Might I recommend this bonus cut, We Are the Gothic Archies?

NPR: Lemony Snicket's 'Tragic Treasury'

He reviewed the Gothic Archies' new album, A Tragic Treasury.

NPR: Lemony Snicket's 'Tragic Treasury'

This provoked consternation from their music producer, Don Kirshner, who went on to create the Archies, a band that couldn't talk back because they existed only as cartoon animations.

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Mr. MERRITT: (Singing) We are the Gothic Archies, (unintelligible).

NPR: Lemony Snicket's 'Tragic Treasury'

We are the Gothic Archies...

NPR: Lemony Snicket's 'Tragic Treasury'