The carcass of another cow was also found nearby.

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But alas, in politics fairness is constrained by another religion, the sacred cow.

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"It was the police that found me because they were called by another driver who almost collided with the same cow, " he said.

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Another unique touch: The cheese course arrives on a cow-shaped cart.

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Another problem is that the two sides disagree about how to establish a cow's age.

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Another consequence: more access to the high-priced market for bulls and cow eggs, which can be better evaluated by the new test.

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