One under-reported but highly significant aspect of the whole extraordinary incident is that Mr Dimon announced that he was abandoning a new financial system for monitoring the risks run by the Chief Investment Office and reverting to the old one - because the new model was chronically understating the potential losses the bank could have generated on any given day.
The FDA had been recently begun monitoring imports from the area, but after the Japanese government announced finding elevated levels of radiation from milk and spinach near the power plant, the FDA decided to suspend imports of specific foods altogether.
That compares with about 1.5 million mentions that Pope Benedict XVI received when he announced he would step down, according to Horacio Cairoli, founder of SocialAd, a social media monitoring agency.
Iran was set to resume uranium processing today, the day of the presidential inaugural, but then announced one more delay until early next week, ostensibly to allow the International Atomic Energy Agency time to get its monitoring equipment in place.