While you so selflessly relax and recline, read the study justifying your inactivity here.

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The luxury that was once a driver is increasingly pedestrian thanks to Uber, and while some readers will scoff, it says here that within some of your lifetimes an entrepreneur will expand the Uber idea to private jets.

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New York is a great town for independence, he says, but the isolation also creates conditions for quirky community: "You have more people here who will read your stupid posting while walking their dogs, and take time to write your number down and respond, than anywhere else, " he says.

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Still, we all know what you're here for, and that's to see if your alma mater made the dubious cut (full list after the jump), and while some here at Engadget can proudly proclaim to be in the top ten (ahem), drop us a comment and let us know where you stand.

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The stunning banality of the libretto, by Mr. Wainwright and Bernadette Colomine, reaches its apex here, with lines like "Your beauty intoxicates me, " while Tim Albery's directing of this opera-within-an-opera references old-fashioned stand-and-deliver style at its most wooden.

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But thank you for your service to the country, and thank you for keeping Bob Gates on here for quite a while, because he meant a lot to our program.

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