Many will read this and snort so hard the vodka and tonic will spray out their noses.

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And that may be where a few of you snort contemptuously.

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Mr Cardin explains that reform will let you keep the coverage you have (guffaw) and that reform will provide more choices, not less (snort).

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And our meal at 21212 deserves every spike of its sparkler - it's a humorous and clever romp without losing sight of deliciousness: plates look like elaborate puzzles, ingredients deliver snort-making surprises like parchment made from mushrooms, or smoked salmon with fingernail-sized buttered crumpets, all in a room that looks like Shrek's pulling parlour.

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