But we get no explanation from the Gray Lady, and despite its usual omniscience, it primly and disingenuously quotes both the claims of those who are convinced of the Iranians' ill intentions and Iranian government denials.

CENTERFORSECURITYPOLICY: About that NIE...

How this rock acquired omniscience and why its voice is exactly like Ms Sobel's remain unclear.

ECONOMIST: Twirls and swirls from outer space

And in your omniscience you showed me all the results of those 14 million that you thought were the most relevant.

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