And I have since updated my baby math: If I don't get pregnant on my own within the next year or so, I plan to thaw my eggs and hopefully give birth to my first child at 44 and maybe a second by 46.

WSJ: Why I Froze My Eggs (And You Should, Too)

That morning, at the beginning of April, I was wide awake with plans to slip out of the room without any of the fifteen other girls knowing I was gone until they woke to the rancid smell of grits and eggs to see my empty bed carefully made.

NPR: Excerpt: 'Warm Springs'

But I'm going to get to read one of my favorite books, "Green Eggs and Ham" -- (laughter) -- Dr. Seuss.

WHITEHOUSE: The White House

It seems I need to increase the variety of fruit and vegetables but cut down slightly on portion sizes...and when Easter finally arrives I'm going to make my chocolate eggs last a very, very long time.

BBC: Is it human instinct to eat sugar?

My own favorite use for the stuff is matzo brei, a scramble of broken matzo and eggs.

WSJ: Matzo Brei Recipes for Passover: Easy as Brei