And never again, for all eternity, will the train stop at this station to take him back to the world he came from.

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While Merkel can pledge her support all she wants and Draghi can buy bonds for eternity, it will take many years for the Greek economy to regain its competitiveness and begin to add jobs in a meaningful way.

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On the other hand, if you live your life as if God does not exist, and it turns out he does, you will have doomed yourself for all eternity.

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