"I think the American people, in their essential fairness, understand the difference between an investigation and an inquisition, " Bryan said.

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After his reign came to an end with only one point and one goal from three games, Domenech will now head home to face an inquisition from the French media.

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In making this split, BP is now looking to create a new safety unit that will rule the groups operations like an inquisition as Dudley grants it powers to audit on an ongoing basis every single operation around the world.

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One imagines, too, that a host of security agencies have taken a cue from the waybills and are busy assembling lists of names associated with the Inquisition and the Crusades in an effort to identify terrorist packages more quickly.

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