In fact, I think the humorous editing improves upon the original (although some fans might not care for the emphasis on action).

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The absence of this crucial feature in the app itself might be more understandable if it weren't for the fact that the Android app has the editing functionality built-in (although it essentially wraps the web app to do so), and there's no technical restriction preventing Google from actually adding it into the iOS app.

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