There's obviously nothing good about seeing your face and that of member of the opposite sex on the front of a tabloid newspaper all over New York, the Daily News, for example, with the word scandal in between the two pictures.

NPR: Examining McCain's Ethics

And when it all done: a sparkling new sign with a logo of the iconic NYC skyline over, or under, the word "Midtown, " or something like that.

WSJ: Lost Cause in New York