Lord Singh, head of the Network of Sikh Organisations, said that while "Sikhism teaches total respect for other ways of life", marriage means the union between a man and woman and they believe that civil partnerships give gays and lesbian all the rights they need.

BBC: Same sex unions 'a sideways assault on religion'

Not that you actually need the boys to be five you understand, any man will do for we all carry that profoundly uncomplicated lad inside us.

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