When I asked when, all the fortune teller could say was that the black swan is aloft and already is stalking the Bernanke put.

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But cynical customers may wonder: Is all this aimed at saving my hours or saving teller hours?

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Should all those elevator operator, telephone operator, and bank teller jobs have been saved?

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Like all gossip merchants, Denton fancies himself a truth-teller who relishes flouting the conventions of good taste and privilege.

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