Her characters spend more time talking to the audience than they do to each other, and everything they say is obvious ("All Ieverwanted was to be a reporter in New York City").
By then, "Idol's" favorite ex-waitress will have grown from America's sweetheart (see: 2004's "Breakaway") to a slightly goth brooder (2007's "My December") to pop's resident angry grrrl (2009's "All IEverWanted") right before the proud eyes of Mom and Dad -- or as we call them, Paula and Simon.