Cuts and razor burn are all part of the raw deal as they scrape their faces up to 700 times per shave, chopping away 27 feet (8.2 metres) of hair over a lifetime.
We are not placed in a straitjacket and force fed oil, no one comes around at night and illicitly sprinkles coal on the backyard and no one at all pipes gas into our cookers so that we must burn it or blow the house up.